Now hiring: One best friend. Requirements: Homosexual, Male

Anthony Rapp never ceases to amaze me. I tell you if he was not gay I would hunt him down so fast. Oh, who am I kidding? I want to hunt him down anyway. I am on a mission to make him straight. Okay I know it will not work but a girl can dream can't she? Can't I have my own little version of Brokeback Mountain? I admit that movie is terrible. But how terrible would it be to be married to a gay guy? Think about it. I do not think it is as crazy as it seems. You would have someone to help raise a child, (can be adopted for sanity purposes) clean, cook, decorate, you can watch ooey gooey romance movies together. You can check out guys together. At the end of the day I would still be able to go out and meet guys. I hear there are guys that are into the married woman thing. He would be able to go off and meet guys. It would all be good. Okay this makes me sound sick. Come to think of it I guess it is not as good of an idea as I thought originally. I am perfectly okay with having a gay best friend. I have never had one. They are the perfect friend for a girl for all of the reasons noted above. (Minus the marriage part) I am actively looking for a lost gay soul to take under my wing. You think I am kidding but I am far from. I found a nerd who I adore (and maybe love someday). Now I need a gay best friend. Preferably male because female gays freak me out a little if they get to close. Is that weird? I know they are not always hitting on me but it would weird me out. I am sure I sound like sort of a psychopath but I'm over it. Hey readers (who do not know me in real life) any idea what sign I am?