Dear Mother Nature

I have some serious words that I need to share with you. First of all, thank you for getting my car stuck at work. I really did not want to leave. I wanted to stay and have to shovel around my car just so I could make my way home. Thank you for all of this snow. I really enjoyed spending ten minutes just brushing off my car so that I would be able to see on my journey home. That was very enjoyable, let me tell you! Next, thank you for covering my driveway. I did not REALLY want to park there after coming home from work. No, I prefer parking next door at the bar and shoveling my driveway so I am able to park in MY DRIVEWAY. Yes, that is definitely what I was looking forward to all day. Last but not least and I know this is only a little bit of your fault. Some of it has to do with my car with whom I am going to have words with later. Thank you for not allowing my driver's side door to close. I really prefer to have it stand open as snow is continuing to fall so that snow accumulates inside of my car. Yes, that sounds like fun, doesn't it? I hope we have come to an understanding. Thank you for taking the time to listen. I suspect there will be blue skies with a temperature of 64 on April 8th? If not, we are going to have some more problems!
Sincerely,
Dana L. Flett